21 February 2006

Husbandly and wifely duties

Jay's duties as husband:
  1. Adjust the thermometer before we get in bed.
  2. Lock the doors before we go to bed.
  3. Take out the trash every Tuesday, and whenever the trash can is visibly overflowing.
  4. Mow the lawn.
  5. Clean the hot tub.

Kim's duties as wife:

  1. Everything else.

Can I get an Amen, wives? You'd think I was telling him he has to drive nails through his own eyes when I ask him to get the trash out to the corner before noon on Tuesday!

1 comment:

Audrey said...

I hear ya, sista!